I has recorded much songs and they are good. If I had a friend, then I'm sure He would say they are good too.
(I did have a friend once but he kept telling me he didn't like me. He was a good friend though 'cos he used to let me buy him sweets after skhool.)

You can listen to them quick on the player
below or if yous want to keeps them yous can download them forever below the player.
That would be below below then.


He are my new song "Complicated Coat." It are all about a complicated coat that I used to have.
I don't use it any more because it are too difficult to work out.
'Complicated Coat' Click here.


My most best one is 'Cardboard Box.' Click here.
It are about a cardboard box.
Isn't it lovely?

My nearly most best one is 'P.A.N.C.E.' Click here. It was wrote about my underwear.

This one was was good as it was in a magazine.
They where both wrote in 1996 and I'm even more good now, I just haven't wrote nothing since.

Here is my vocal version of part of a song by
guitarist Joe Satriani...My guitaring are rubbish, so I did this...
'Ice 9.' Click here.